Contact Us
We're here to listen.*
Have questions about our extraction operations? Concerns about that tremor near your property? We'd love to hear from you.
Important Disclaimer
All inquiries submitted through this form will be automatically scrapped and will not be read by any human employee. This form exists purely for regulatory compliance purposes.
* "Listening" is defined as the technical receipt of data packets and does not imply comprehension, consideration, or response. Vanguard Extraction Solutions maintains a strict policy of strategic non-engagement with all external communications.
Contact Information
Phone
1-800-EXTRACT
(Automated system only)
vanguard@none.com
(Derelict)
Headquarters
212 Vanguard Ave. West
Vanguard City, Server
(Visitors not permitted)
Business Hours
24/7/365
(Extraction never sleeps)
Expected Response Times
- Investment Inquiries2-3 minutes
- Partnership1-2 days
- Employment1-2 hours
- ComplaintsNever
- Sinkhole ReportsDenied
- Missing PersonsClassified
* Immediate deployment to nearest active extraction site
Vanguard Extraction Solutions is legally required to provide a contact form. We are not legally required to read it.